Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Cat key

I was extremely inspired by this post about cat descriptions.

You're welcome.


Franny – Calico long hair. Ridiculously cute and soft. Very bitey lately. Looks like the feline love child of Amy Adams and Hitler. 

















Zooey – Black short hair. Slightly chubby. Gorgeous golden eyes. Perfect mixture of sweetness and swagger, like Terry Crews.   

















Coco – Black and white long hair. Fucking majestic. Definitive proof of the ancient Egyptian belief that cats were gods. 

















Rolf – Gray tabby. Tall, manly, outdoorsy type. Rugged good looks. Basically the Marlboro Man of cats. 

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